The Jellicles see a movie...

BABY MAMA = BEST . MOVIE . EVERRR!!!!!

LOVELOVELOVE

I just got back from seeing it with Nancepants (or rather, her neck-wounded ghost) and Fionz and it was so good! Also, fyi: popcorn + sour gummies + diet coke does not equal crazy delicious...it equals stomach ache...

<3,

Eli

PS: Seriously...I wanna buy it right now...

Fact: Jellicles are and Jellicles do Jellicles do and Jellicles would Jellicles would and Jellicles can Jellicles can and Jellicles do

Kalo Pasxa!

Happy belated Greek Easter! 

Xristos Anesti!

<3,

Eli and Jo

Federer is OBVIOUSLY Betterer

For the record, Roger Federer totally should've beaten Rafael Nadal in Monte Carlo...

<3,

Eli (of course)

PS: But props to Ferrari for a 1-2 win in Barcelona! Lewis Hamilton needed to be put back in his place...third place!!

Obit #2!

So...this blog has experienced an unparalleled amount of tragedy since its inception! We've already had Eli die, and now we have recently heard of another casualty in suite 3A...the obit follows

Laughing up to her Last Laugh

Today at approximately morning AM, Nancy Humor fell victim to a freak Hyena accident. On her way back from saying annyong to Annyong, Nance met her demise in the mouth of a fellow predator. Nance spotted the cackling carnivore across the lawn and looked to the skies for the infamous Hawkmadinejad to come to her rescue, but luck was not on her side. She and her hyena nemesis faced off, knowing only one could come out alive...sadly, that one was not Nancy. The hyena dealt her a deadly blow on the neck, severing a rather crucial artery, and leaving her devoid of vital fluids...ew. At that moment, Hawkmadinejad swooped by and stole Nancy's shoe...her last shred of dignity in an undignified exit. Her chortling laughter will be missed.

<3 

Eli 

PS: Cheap Seats on ESPN Classic= BEST NEW DISCOVERY!!!! And yes, that was meant as a double entendre...

BERLUSCONI Watch

So recently my Dad has been sending me emails about Italy's resident insane PM, Silvio Berlusconi. Apparently he has recently gone TOTALLY off his rocker!

Update #1:
Silvio, in one of his speaches to journalists, was asked what needs to be done to reduce women unemploynent in Italy and for young women to receive higher salaries. He said that the best solution is for young women to get married to wealthy boys, like his son for example! He was not kidding. It is amazing that the guy still sticks around in Italian politics. Also, the other day in the news there were comments by Italians that they are looking at examples like Spain and Greece for stable democratic regimes. Really? As a Greek, I KNOW Greece should NEVER be a shining example of a stable democratic regime...

Update #2:
In a recent speech for the election campaign, Silvio said that the left (meaning political parties) does not have a good taste in
women!!!! Whoaaa......this is (apparently) a good argument to never vote for the left. Who wants to vote for a party that does not have a good taste in women? To further convince Italians that his party has good taste in women, Silvio in his political rallies has hired top models to go around the crowd with placards promoting Berlusconi. Who would not want to vote for such a guy with such an impeccable taste in women? Silvio has also been quoted as saying that: "our women candidates are better looking than theirs and there is no contest in the Parliament as to which party has the better looking women parliamentarians." It is amazing that this level of political dialogue takes place in Italy of the 21st century!

In a weird way, it sort of makes me feel better about our current bumblefuck of a President...

<3,
Eli

xoxoxox

The Bubonic Plague strikes the East side of 3A2

So, over the weekend I managed to contract some sort of cold...which has morphed into death. If anybody has any suggestions to combat it, please feel free to let me know. Otherwise, I'm sort of content sitting in my bed watching season 2 of Arrested Development while I really should be in class! 

On that note, I have fallen in love with Arrested Development...more specifically GOB. Like woah. It's probably one of the more hilarious/intelligent shows, and also features Will Arnett (who is all mammal, PS)! Needless to say, watching all 3 seasons of this show is a pretty marvelous way to spend an illness! 

In other TV news, Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen is back on the air in its 4th season! Basically the main reason to watch it is that it has Gordon Ramsay on it and he looks HOTT when he gets mad. Especially because he is British and everything he says is 50% obscenities...LOVE him! 

Also...THE OFFICE AND 30 ROCK RESUME TOMORROW!!!! I cannot wait!

Anyway, I hope everyone else stays healthy and watches both great shows tomorrow!

<3

Eli

xoxoxox