Obit #2!

So...this blog has experienced an unparalleled amount of tragedy since its inception! We've already had Eli die, and now we have recently heard of another casualty in suite 3A...the obit follows

Laughing up to her Last Laugh

Today at approximately morning AM, Nancy Humor fell victim to a freak Hyena accident. On her way back from saying annyong to Annyong, Nance met her demise in the mouth of a fellow predator. Nance spotted the cackling carnivore across the lawn and looked to the skies for the infamous Hawkmadinejad to come to her rescue, but luck was not on her side. She and her hyena nemesis faced off, knowing only one could come out alive...sadly, that one was not Nancy. The hyena dealt her a deadly blow on the neck, severing a rather crucial artery, and leaving her devoid of vital fluids...ew. At that moment, Hawkmadinejad swooped by and stole Nancy's shoe...her last shred of dignity in an undignified exit. Her chortling laughter will be missed.

<3 

Eli 

PS: Cheap Seats on ESPN Classic= BEST NEW DISCOVERY!!!! And yes, that was meant as a double entendre...